InfiniteTides

Do you work with (or for) someone who constantly grunts questions without listening to the answers?  Do you work with a knuckle-dragger who goes out of his way to make your help seem redundant and unappreciated?  Do you work with someone who criticizes everything, is quick to blame, but never has any ideas of ways to improve the situation himself?  Do you work with someone who needs everything explained and re-explained so he can be up to speed on a problem that has nothing to do with his job and gets involved, slowing down the problem-solving process?  Do you work with an unevolved Neanderthal who believes he has all of the answers, is incapable of delegating to more qualified co-workers and stubbornly clings to incorrect or defective ideas or reasoning in the face of evidence that clearly proves him wrong?  Do you work with a stone age troglodyte whose unintelligible emails are riddled with grammar and spelling errors (despite the availability of spell-check)?  Do you work with the gorilla who tells everyone else what their responsibilities are without having any actual knowledge about company job descriptions and duties?  Does the dearth of intelligence and acquired knowledge exhibited by your boss or co-worker lead you to question with whom and to what degree this Homo erectus demeaned himself?  Is your monkey’s first response to every problem to ask if we can’t just ignore it?

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